Funny Signs

Caution: No Warning Signs
Eat Here and Get Gas
Caution: Water on Road During Rain
Parking for Drive-Thru Service Only
Shoplifters will be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped. Survivors Will Be Prosecuted.
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Emergency Stoppping Only. Whale Watching is NOT an Emergency. Keep Driving.
Danger Ahead. Fasten Seat Belts and Remove Dentures.
Soft Shoulder, Blind Curves, Steep Grade, Big Trucks. Good Luck!
Some have to be seen to be appreciated, like my personal favorite, Funny Sign 33. Source: http://fun-with-words.com/funny_signs_09.html.